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06 September 2010 @ 04:18 pm
The True Blood finale in a week. In keeping with the tradition of the show, LET'S CELEBRATE WITH SMUT!!

I pretty much stole this posting format from glassbomb's Doctor Who Finale Ficathon. But it worked really well so I'm hoping we'll get similar results by using it, so thanks for the inspiration ;)


-post a prompt-
Any and all pairings (gen, het, slash, femslash, etc.) are welcomed! Just make sure you include a pairing + prompt + misc in this format:
character/character - prompt (+misc info if needed)

So as an example:
bill/sookie - hot

Obviously this is a True Blood Kinkathon, so try to focus your prompts on the show's characters, but crossover pairings are allowed if there is at least one TB character in the fold. Feel free to make your prompts as kinky and twisted as possible... this is True Blood after all. Here's a list of kinks you can pick and choose from to get started.

-fic posting-
If you've filled a prompt and ready to post it, make sure you reply the original comment it came from with all the essentials (name of fic, pairing, rating, etc.) in the headline box.

-give feedback-
If you liked a fic (regardless if you prompted it or not) be sure to leave some feedback! Compliments are always nice and enjoyed etc.

+ The Kinkathon will start today (Sept. 6) and end TBA. in a week (at midnight EST on Sept. 13), so get your prompts in! You can still answer prompts after the deadline, but the post will be closed to new prompts.
+ Maybe try to avoid spoilers? Or at least put in a disclaimer for those of us trying to stay unspoiled for the finale.
+ If you don't want to post under your username, anonymous commenting is enabled on this post.
+ If you have any questions, PM me.

here are some extra banners to pimp with:


EDIT: added Delicious bookmarks

EDIT 2: I'm extending the deadline for a few weeks! gimme more prompts people.
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mandonnatankmachine on September 6th, 2010 08:22 pm (UTC)
alcide/eric - fighting for dominance (bottom!alcide)

starting off, haha
Vanessad_garmo71 on September 7th, 2010 10:58 am (UTC)
Seconded! *nods*
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on September 7th, 2010 08:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:07 pm (UTC)
Tommy/Sam - H/C or AARGH~!Animal!Sex (Without animals...)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:08 pm (UTC)
tommy/sam - insatiable bottom!sam
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:09 pm (UTC)
bill/alcide - sookie is mine
pervymonk: stereotypical uke! Faytpervymonk on September 6th, 2010 09:11 pm (UTC)
Tara/Sookie angry!sex (preferably fighting about Bill. :D)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:11 pm (UTC)
sookie/sophie-ann - blood suckinh
(Anonymous) on September 8th, 2010 01:32 am (UTC)
i would enjoy that very much
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:12 pm (UTC)
bill/eric - is that a bottle of V in your pocket or are you happy to see me? (bottom!bill)
Lindseybathofglitergrl on September 6th, 2010 11:33 pm (UTC)
^THIS ;)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:13 pm (UTC)
bill/sam - definitely not a dream
(Anonymous) on September 7th, 2010 06:48 am (UTC)
Yes, please. UNF.
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:13 pm (UTC)
alcide/himself - jerking off to the sight of himself in the mirror
sarletsarlet on September 7th, 2010 03:00 am (UTC)
unfff please....but thinking of Sookie or something.
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on September 7th, 2010 12:42 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on September 7th, 2010 06:55 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - weekendoffender on September 7th, 2010 11:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on September 7th, 2010 02:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:14 pm (UTC)
alcide/cooter - werewolf vs. werewolf (bottom!alcide)
(Anonymous) on September 10th, 2010 04:36 pm (UTC)
the moon misses respect these days 1/?
Mrs. Allen didn't quite know what was happening.

She had simply been enjoying her Sunday morning lemon tea, as she did for every week, when the bushes had begun to cause a ruckus and put up a sort of fight.

It hadn't been long 'til two wolves fell out of them, torn up real good and frantic in their fighting.

She couldn't see much beyond white fur on black, blood more visible on the white. The sounds were tenacious, vicious tones brought up from the beast bellies. Not once did either of themn submit to a yelp (though she saw some of the given wounds). She gasped whe the black one gave almost something of a triumphant growl when his teeth dug into tender throat, holding it.

They both noticed her. The black wolf snarled, and began to advance, but his mind changed quickly when the white one took off to the bushes again. He spun and followed, tail whipping leaves off behind him, and she could only hear their resumed quarell.

A hand to her heart, she watched the bushes for a moment more. They didn't return.


Cooter chases him right up into the mountains. The rocks have cut up their feet they've been moving so fast, but if there's one thing Cooter is - it's intent on making that wolf into a whimpering, begging bitch. He snarls when a branch, at first moved out of the way by Alcide, flings back into his face. He narrowly manages to duck it. Through that process, it slowed him down and gave Alcide just that advantage he needed.

With a huff, he regarded his options, made a plan, and hoofed it through dangling, broken branches and moss ground to relocate somewhere in front of the white wolf. Biting hold of a tree branch, he backed his butt up until it was taught with tension - and the minute he heard the heavy heaves of panting - let it go.

The ultimate result was pleasing. The skipping sound of hurt made his ears twitch and a sound from the pit of his belly rumble up to his chest and out his maw. The unmistakable sound of submission. Head eye, he trotted out to see the damage.

Alcide was flopping around, clawing up mulch, growling and showing his teeth, eyes fighting to stay open.

Fuck you! The anger was primeval. He shook out his head, and in turn shifted back.

That was a victory in Cooter's eyes.
Re: the moon misses respect these days 1/? - tankmachine on September 10th, 2010 09:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:15 pm (UTC)
lafayette/jesus - jesus is a dirty dirty boy
(Anonymous) on September 13th, 2010 02:34 am (UTC)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:16 pm (UTC)
pam/ofc - strap-on sex
(Anonymous) on September 7th, 2010 08:56 pm (UTC)
UNF, seconded.
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on September 8th, 2010 01:33 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on September 8th, 2010 11:43 am (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:16 pm (UTC)
sookie/alcide - warm skin
(Anonymous) on September 7th, 2010 12:43 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - chobot_so_hot on September 16th, 2010 10:09 am (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:17 pm (UTC)
jason/eric - control, eric liking to be dominated (bottom!eric)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 09:18 pm (UTC)
eric/talbot - what would have happened if eric didn't stake him
(Anonymous) on September 7th, 2010 08:27 am (UTC)
It's not too great, considering this is my first time writing this kind of stuff... but hopefully it's okay ^.^


Eyes cold, Eric had the stake in his hand and was about to bring it down on an unsuspecting Talbot when he froze, unable to bring himself to do it. He couldn’t explain why but he just couldn’t stake the younger vampire. Sighing, he threw the stake down and grabbed Talbot’s hips instead. Talbot snarled and turned his head back, glaring at Eric.

“Well, are you going to get on with it or not?” Talbot demanded with impatience and lust shining in his eyes.

Smirking, he pulled Talbot back onto him, filling him with one sharp thrust. Talbot moaned with pain and pleasure, almost wriggling with anticipation. Eric didn’t move an inch inside of him as he leant over his shoulder, biting his ear lobe.

“You are a very lucky boy, Talbot,” he whispered harshly before sinking his fangs deep into his neck.

As he drew back with blood dripping down his chin, he began to move almost brutally into Talbot. Holding his hip so he couldn’t move, he reached down to grasp the bobbing shaft that had been neglected for too long. Talbot keened in pleasure as Eric took a tight grasp, spreading his fingers before moving in time with his thrusts. He had previous mapped out the various veins and bumps with his tongue moments before and remembered each spot that made Talbot hiss.

“Eric... ngh!” Talbot moaned, struggling against Eric’s tight grip.

“No, Talbot, you stay right where you are,” Eric demanded, ceasing all movement. “You want to be taken like a whore then you will be treated like one.”

He sank his teeth into the barely healed wound he had made before and began to thrust again, hitting Talbot’s prostate with every thrust. He moaned and cried out until it all became too much for him, coming in Eric’s hand forcefully. It didn’t take Eric long to finish himself inside Talbot with the way his passage was squeezing him. With one final thrust, he came soon after Talbot with his fangs latched onto his shoulder and finger entwined tightly.

Slumping down on top of the prone vampire, Eric looked down and saw Talbot’s blessed out expression. He may not have staked him now, but there would always be another opportunity.

“You are truly lucky,” Eric murmured, licking up the remaining blood that dripped down the shivering shoulder.
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on September 7th, 2010 01:14 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - yunafire on September 7th, 2010 01:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - lokian on September 7th, 2010 11:38 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - shveller on September 10th, 2010 07:42 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - longbca on November 28th, 2010 11:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 10:01 pm (UTC)
Alcide/Sam, Sam shows Alcide who the alpha male is. Bonus if this includes some eroticism in wolf/dog form.
Lola Firefly: [Haunting] Matt Smilingweekendoffender on September 7th, 2010 11:03 am (UTC)
Interesting. Never thought of this couple, but I like it!
(no subject) - glimmerella on September 7th, 2010 11:56 am (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 10:02 pm (UTC)
Sam/Tara, She knows she got him good when he starts barking.
(Anonymous) on September 8th, 2010 12:18 am (UTC)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 10:21 pm (UTC)
Eric/Jessica - a form of revenge against Bill
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 10:54 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on September 7th, 2010 06:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 10:31 pm (UTC)
Eric/Sookie - bloodplay
janes_heirloomjanes_heirloom on September 27th, 2010 11:55 am (UTC)

Both my Sookie/Erics have some bloodplay. I would suggest Porcelain for a slightly more bloody fic, whereas Dirty/Clean is your run of the mill vampire sex which of course involves blood.
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 10:31 pm (UTC)
Eric/Jessica - oral
(Anonymous) on September 26th, 2010 02:23 am (UTC)
Jessica has never felt anything like this. Eric knows this. He enjoys bringing her to that sweet precipice, again and again, with his skilled tongue and delicate touch of fang. In her extremely limited worldview, she thought sex was something that could last minutes; a half-hour at most. Eric has proven her wrong. Five hours and they're still going.

She's young. Impatient, eager, quick to plead for release. Oh how he remembers those days. She's a true child of the modern era. She wants everything now. Yet another thing he delights in denying her.

Finally, with an evil grin, he sinks his fangs into her clit, and the mix of pain and pleasure is sensory overload. She shouts obscenities, and explodes over his tongue, trembling all over. He rides out her orgasm with gentle swipes of his tongue, prolonging it. Its another hour before she's able to stop quivering.

He watches and then, with a dark chuckle, says "My turn."
Eric/Jessica - Oral - "Stamina Up to Snuff" - (Anonymous) on September 26th, 2010 02:23 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Eric/Jessica - Oral - "Stamina Up to Snuff" - (Anonymous) on September 26th, 2010 02:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 10:32 pm (UTC)
Alcide/Sam Winchester - burly tall big man sex (bottom!Sam)
glimmerellaglimmerella on September 7th, 2010 11:57 am (UTC)
Hell yes!
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 10:33 pm (UTC)
Pam/Eric/Sophie-Anne - high heels
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) on September 8th, 2010 04:03 am (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) on September 22nd, 2010 09:08 am (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on September 6th, 2010 10:47 pm (UTC)
sookie/bill - noncon
(Anonymous) on September 12th, 2010 06:31 pm (UTC)
She has been Eric's for a long time when Bill returns from Peru. He has watched her from afar, watched the Sheriff parade her for the media, the vertible poster-couple for vampire/human relationships, and he has watched her learn to shine in the spotlight. Eric, who was always as cold and remote as starlight, shines in her reflected warmth and Bill thinks he remembers what bile tastes like at the endless editorials and gossip-magazine candid shots.

His regret and misery are complete; his self-loathing knows no bounds. To have tasted her -- her blood, her love, her warmth -- and to be not only thus denied, but to be forced to endure all this is far, far too much.

Sookie returns to what had once been her Grandmother's home -- they had been happy there, Bill thinks -- every so often to pick up mail that's not been redirected, to check in on Jason's teenage off-spring and ensure that the wild parties aren't scarring the property the way that the maenad's had. One such night, the kids are away at a baseball game, and Bill is waiting for her.

A shove sends her sprawling, and Sookie lands hard on her knees. She moves to get up quickly, far more quickly than a human (or a faery) should be able to manage, and Bill's fury spikes anew: only Eric's blood could give her such reflexes.

He catches her by the hair, wrenching her hard and denying her the option to turn around and see who it is. Her little skirt -- khakhi, with a playful flare -- is pushed over her hips and he tears away her (expensive) underwear before he pushes into her body. She cries out and he yanks on her hair again, thrusting in further, despite her body's protest.

"E-Eric? You're hurting me, darlin'--" Sookie grits out, because the list of vampires with an invitation to the house on Hummingbird Lane is short, and Bill shouldn't even be in the country, last she heard.

Bill's vision flashes crimson at the viking's name on her lips -- even now, he cannot escape Eric's hold on her, and he slams into her punishingly.

"If you wanna play rough--" she starts and he yanks on her hair again, making her cry out. "A-alright," she whispers, shifting her posture to lean on her left forearm, all but pressing her face into the ground. Inside her, Bill's cock twitches at this willing abasement.

Sookie's clever little fingers find her own clit and slowly, slowly, she turns to liquid around him. He's horrified and delighted and a thousand other emotions, and he keeps fucking her brutally, mouth dry with lust as she arches her back to meet his thrusts.

What has he done to you, Sookie, Bill thinks, but the bitterness returns. Apparently the question should be what hasn't he. The bastard.

He spills himself inside her, and pulls out as he feels her clenching around him, her own orgasm pending. Getting to his feet, he watches her, still on all fours like an animal... and he slips out of the house.

In the dark of the old Compton house, Bill realises that he'd barely imagined the depths of bitterness he was capable of.
leobrat: Promisingleobrat on September 6th, 2010 10:47 pm (UTC)
Alcide/Sookie, first everything
sarletsarlet on September 7th, 2010 03:01 am (UTC)
freaking yes.
(no subject) - latin_lunatic on September 7th, 2010 03:27 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - diapergenie on September 7th, 2010 12:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - electrcspacegrl on September 7th, 2010 03:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
leobrat: Blood Bondleobrat on September 6th, 2010 10:48 pm (UTC)
Bill/Sookie, pierce
bulletsucker on September 8th, 2010 01:25 pm (UTC)
time after time he brings her to the edge with his tongue or his fingers or his cock buried deep in her heat, so cool and refreshing in the muggy heat of a Louisiana night. time and time again she hovers on that precipice squirming writhing keening, nails on his back as though bloodying his skin would claw her pleasure just that little bit closer bring it just into reach and give her the sweet heady relief of --

and time and time again, he pulls back, trembling on the very edge of his own control, mouth swollen with want and he lets her hover there waiting wanting tracing blue veins under her golden flushed skin

she breathes softly into the darkness: do it please, Bill and quick as a rattlesnake, he pierces her flesh

beneath him, she tenses -- it hurts at first it always hurts a little but how it hurts changes each time. with anticipation stretching her thin and breathless she's sure that even if he hadn't pushed her to that gasping begging needy place before entering her veins like this she would be still be screaming his name

and convulsing under his greedy tongue

hurt bleeds into sensation and she bleeds into his mouth, her life's blood offered in willing trade for such bliss
(no subject) - vfranklinmott on September 8th, 2010 02:18 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - leobrat on September 13th, 2010 06:10 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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